The Coming Wave

I’ve never tried to surf. I can’t even skateboard, but I love the image of the free-spirited bronzed surfer who hangs out at the beach waiting to catch that perfect wave. [singlepic=1,150,200,,right] I want to be that guy. Actually, maybe I am that guy.

Kinetic is about to be consumed by a tsunami of infants! There’s something stirring in the water around here. It’s almost like we’re running a fertility clinc or something. Everytime I turn around somebody’s announcing they’re pregnant. I guess that could a frightening thought for the half of our church who still loves their freedom. But for those of us who dream of surfing, this could be an exciting ride.

Perhaps this tsunami is God born.

This June, we will place a full page ad in the University City Magazine as well as the Hometown Harrisburg’s quarterly publication. When we thought to consider the ad’s direction, it didn’t take to long for us to grab our boards and prepare to hang ten. We decided that maybe we should target the pregnant women of our area…there seem to be plenty of them.
The wave is coming and we’re gonna need some surfers and some posers who are willing to help our church ride this wave.

Surf’s up!