Oven Mitt Jesus Caption Contest

Creativity / Featured / April 8, 2013

Give me your best caption for the Oven Mitt Jesus statue below. There are tons of possibilities here.

Best caption wins an “Art of Love” download card to celebrate Kinetic Worship’s iTunes release on Tuesday!

Caption entries must be made on this blog page. Contest winner will be chosen by Daniel Hodges on Tuesday, April 9, 2013 at 3:00PM. Check back for results.

What do you think?

Oven Mitt Jesus



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on April 8, 2013

Jesus Oven Mits: Taking hot buns from the ovens of Hell one soul at a time.

on April 8, 2013

Hey Dad! Was it 2013 sinners at 7 seven billion degrees, or 7 billion sinners at 2013 degrees? Aw, heck… I guess I’ll have just have to go down and fix this mess myself. And Dad – leave it on bake, not broil!

on April 8, 2013

Heavenly Treats with Jesus

on April 9, 2013

Well you see, Dad, this kid brought five loaves and two fish and we fed a bunch of folks. So I thought I’d whip up a batch of loaves ’cause there are so many people that need to be fed by Me.

on April 9, 2013

After hastily cutting off his sermon on the mount, Jesus rushed to the oven to see if his dinner rolls had arose from the pan.

on April 9, 2013

What channel is Hell’s Kitchen on again? I love that show

on April 9, 2013

Who’d a thunk? The Arby’s Oven mitt is the first to have Jesus inside him.

on April 9, 2013

“It’s Shake N Bake, and God helped!”

“Low from the pan it arose…”

“Man, I hope my disciples like pecan pie…”

I could go on and on, but I shalln’t for now. Love you guys!

on April 9, 2013

Ok, I thought of one more…

“I can walk on water, but for the life of me, I can’t figure out how to separate an egg…”

on April 9, 2013

“Yes, Mom, I checked. It’s risen. Yes, I’m sure!”

on April 9, 2013

And the winner is…..

David Moore with his entry of, “Low from the pan it arose…”

on April 9, 2013

Congrats David Moore! Your download card is on it’s way. Check your email in 5 minutes.

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