James Brown Statue Contest

One favor. If for any reason I’m ever immortalized as a statue in someone’s front yard, please make sure I’m wearing something as timeless as the collarless dress shirt.

Now don’t forget to brush your teeth twice a day kids!

I thought it looked like Margaret Thatcher until I saw the microphone

Follow the yellow brick road? Follow the yellow brick road! ….. if I only had a heart……

CHEEEEEESE!

Papa’s Got A Brand New Smile!

Check out my teeth, aren’t they shiny? How about my hair, isn’t perfect?

Whao! I Feel Good!

Thanks for my potato on a stick! Got change for a hundred?

Ya John…Mexican food was a great idea…THANKS FOR NUTTIN!

how do my new dentures look?

Stealing from God…Ballsy

Save the drama for your mama!

Did you see what that bird just did to me?

No ociffer, I wunt drunken…you’re nuthin but a lot of talk and a badge

I’m cracking up! These are AMAZING!

Wow this stuff really works! The gray hairs are finally gone. Thanks “Just for Men”.

Do you think this cape makes me look a little like Ichabod Crane from Sleepy Hollow?

Can you hear me now?

Luke, I am your father…now give me my helmet back you little bastard

A Black Godfather! What next a black president?

LIVING IN AMERICA…
James Brown

or

Nothing says old-school microphone like a cool cape.

you can just mail me my starbucks gift card.

thanks dave

Derek

(in british accent)
‘This is mic one this is mic one, isn’t this a lot of fun.. this is mic one…’

I USED to feel good!

these are so hilarious….who WON???

Dave,

these are so hilarious….who WON???

Dave,

these are hilarious….who WON???

oops…computer froze…3 times

JAMES BROWN ES UNO DE LOS PADRES DE LA MUSICA